Wednesday, December 30, 2009

HOWEVER, EXCEPT FOR THE SEX, TODAY JOAN WOULD OF LOVED TO BE IN , "IT'S COMPLICATED"!

AND PROBABLY GOT IN A GOOD LAUGH OR TWO WATCHING,"THE MOTHER'S IN LAW' , TO SEE HER FRIEND AND "MILDRED PIERCE" CO-STAR, EVE ARDEN.

AND HAD A FAMOUS LACERATION ON 'THE LUCY SHOW'!

BUT AS WE ALL ALL KNOW , SHE REALLY SHINED IN ,"NIGHT GALLERY'!

AND SHE WOULD WATCH 'DARK SHADOWS' TO CATCH A PERFORMANCE BY HER OLD FRIEND, THE OTHER JOAN , BENNETT THAT IS.

AND SHE WAS SET TO APPEAR ON A ' THE NAME OF THE GAME', IN SOMETHING CALLED LIKE , 'EXECUTIVE ORDER 1971' BUT ACCORDING TO A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE [ SEE COMMENTS] IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT THAT WAY...CHECK OUT THE COMMENT SYMBOL!


AFTER 'MEDICAL CENTER' , JOAN CALLED IT A NIGHT, SHE USED TO INSIST THAT SHE HAD BE HOME AT A CERTAIN TIME OR SHE WOULD MISS HER FAVORITE TELEVISION PROGRAMS.

ON A PERSONAL NOTE , THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION THEME OF ALL TIME...JOAN LIKED IT TOO, BEING FRIENDS WITH NATALIE [WOOD] AND RJ [ ROBERT WAGNER] , IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW.

JOAN PROBABLY WATCHED"5-O" AS WELL.

ALL I CAN SAY IS,"OMFG!'

HERE'S A DUSTY LITTLE CURIOUSITY...

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE INTRO

METHINKS THIS WAS ONE OF JOAN'S FAVORITE TELEVISION PROGRAMS

Monday, December 28, 2009

WHAT HOLIDAY THEMED BLOG WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS HISTORIC RECORDING?

SEEMS TO ME THAT CAPUCINE INSPIRED JC WITH HER GLAMOROUS LOOK...

FROM THE FILM,'WALK ON THE WILD SIDE'..VERY COOL!

CAPUCINE AND BARBARA STANWYCK, YOU DO THE MATH...

OR PERHAPS THE MAGNIFICENT, CAPUCINE, OH CAPUCINE!

DOLORES GRAY LOOKS LIKE THE INSPIRATION FOR THE 'THIERRY MUGLAR WOMAN'!

WHAT A LUSH, RICH CADILLAC OF A SONG, AS INTERPUTTED BY THAT DIVINE DOLORES GRAY...

THAT FANTABULOUS DOLORES GRAY!

ENJOY!

THIS PERKED ME UP A BIT AS I HAVE BEEN A BIT SLEEPY AS OF LATE.

I DISCOVERED DOLORES GRAY IN 'DESIGNING WOMAN' AND SHE AND IT ARE FABULOUS!

AND ON THE SUBJECT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE ONE AND ONLY, DOLORES GRAY!

ONE CAN IMAGINE JOAN AS, 'CRAWFORD' BAMBOOZLEING AN ENTRANCE INTO AN UPPER CRUST HOLLYWOOD PARTY , WEARING A GOWN THAT ANNOUNCES HER ARRIVAL FROM ONE END OF THE BALLROOM TO THE OTHER!

THIS NUMBER SEEMS VERY 'NEW YEARS EVEISH', I THINK JOAN WOULD OF APPROVED OF THIS CLIP AS WELL.

Friday, December 25, 2009

FEELING FESTIVE..DOING THE TOWN!


THE ICON AT HER ZENITH!


CHRISTMAS , SIXTY YEARS AGO , 1949


BLESSED JOAN CRAWFORD OPENING PRESENTS!


WISHING YOU ALL THE MERRIEST OF CHRISTMASES!

DORIS DAY IN PRIME FORM AND WE WILL NOT SEE ANOTHER GIANT TALENT LIKE THIS, EVER!

AND WHAT HOLIDAY THEME WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THE GREAT DORIS DAY!

KEEPING IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT...ANDY WILLIAMS AND HIS BROTHERS DUEL WITH OSMOND BROTHERS...TALK ABOUT NOSTALGIC!

SHE IS A PURE DIVA!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

MORE OF THE WEIRD!

I COULDN'T AGREE LESS!

SO , SO WRONG!

MORE OF THIS THEME...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

THIS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF! WOW!

I WONDER IF JOAN WOULD OF ENJOYED PRODUCING INDUSTRIAL ETTIQUETTE FILMS...HMMM.

I WANT THIS REFRIGERATOR FOR CHRISTMAS...ALL OF THEM!

CHRISTMAS AND AUNTIE MAME, A MOST WINNING COMBiNATION!

BY NOW , DEAR READERS, YOU ARE WELL AQUAINTED WITH MY LOVE OF THE WEIRD AND OBSCURE, BUT NOTHING PREPARED ME FOR THIS!

A WONDERFUL REMIX OF JOAN'S FILMS AND A CHRISTMAS SONG...A REAL TREAT!

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM JOAN AND HER HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS

BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE!


WHAT WOULD THE WINTER SEASON BE WITHOUT...UH...SEVERAL FUR COATS TO MODEL.


THIS IS SANTA JOAN, BOY THAT BEARD WAS ITCHY!


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL FROM THE JOAN CRAWFORD DELUXE SUITE!


I BELIEVE THIS WAS ON THAT FAB GOODYEAR TIRE CHRISTMAS ALBUM, A LIL' OL' CONFESSION, THIS IS MY FAVORITE XMAS SONG FROM THE SWINGING SIXTIES!

THE ONE, THE ONLY...MISS EYDIE GORME!

SO IMAGINE JOAN AT HOME AT THE PEPSI PENTHOUSE, CHRISTMAS '66 , A COLD DRINK WITH STEVE AND EYDIE!

I KNOW I HARDLY MENTION CLARK , BUT THIS CAUGHT ME COMPLETELY BY SUPRISE, I THINK IT IS CHARMING AND YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A BRAIN SURGEON TO SEE THAT THOSE TWO, ARE LIKE CRAZY ABOUT EACH OTHER!

HOW IS THIS FOR JUST PLAIN WONDERFUL WEIRD!

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OH TO HAVE JOAN CRAWFORD ON YOUR SIDE. THE WOMAN REALLY COULD KEEP THOSE MEAN BASTARDS IN LINE!

JOAN REGRETTED MAKING,'THIS WOMAN IS DANGEROUS', WHAT A TITLE, BUT I LOVE THIS SCENE.

I MUST CONFESS, AS MUCH AS I DISPISE THAT CHRISTINA CREATURE, THE FILM ,'MOMMIE DEAREST', IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST HORROR FILMS I HAVE EVER SEEN. THIS IS A LINE THAT WORKS WELL IN REAL LIFE!

Friday, December 11, 2009

WITH A FAIR THEE WELL AND HEY NONY NON, WE SAY , "ADEIU', TO OUR SHIZ TZU FRIENDS.

LET US VISIT WITH MORE OF FEI-FEI...

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

YOU KNOW, MISS C LOVED HER LITTLE SHIH TZU, "PRINCESS', SO HERE IS A SAMPLING OF THE SHIH TZU PORTION OF THE JOAN CRAWFORD DELUXE SUITE...

LAUREN BACALL IS VERY JOAN, TAKE A GANDER AT HER CHANTUESSEING SKILLS...

WHICH REMINDS ME...SPEAKING OF LANA TURNER...THIS IS A PROPER OPENING CREDIT SEQUENCE, FIT FOR HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY!

THE PERFECT HOSTESS, OUR DEAR CONSTANCE BENNETT, INTRODUCES LANA TURNER TO THE'IN' CROWD.

AND NOW A VISIT FROM OUR GOOD FRIEND, THE GREAT CONSTANCE BENNETT

A FINAL WORD FROM THE JOAN CRAWFORD CLINIC

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BETTY FORD CLINIC...

Friday, December 4, 2009

LETS PUT A CAP ON IT , ALREADY!

BUT HEY THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE QUEEN OF HOLLYWOOD, ENJOY HER IN THIS DEMENTED LIL"O" GOOFY MONTAGE.

AND BY "HER", OF COURSE I MEAN, MISS JOAN CRAWFORD!
!

AND FOR FUN

FOR COMPARISION..

ONE OF TOBY'S OFF SUBJECT TIE INS

AND NOW FOR A FASHION MOMENT

Thursday, December 3, 2009

MORE FROM OUR IMAGINARY TV SPONORS...

AND JUST THINK OF JOAN CRAWFORD HER AND ..UH..LIP INPRINT...

I THINK MISS JOAN WOULD OF LOVED THIS BULGARI COMMERCIAL...

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Friday, November 27, 2009

AND THIS ONE, TOO!


IN THE SPIRIT OF THIS HISTORIC CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DAY, AN IMAGE THAT SAYS IT ALL...


Thursday, November 26, 2009

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


IT IS KIND OF FUNNY SEEING JOAN CRAWFORD...WITH A TURKEY...IN HOLLYWOOD PARLANCE, A 'TURKEY' AIN'T GOOD,  AS IN A FLOP PICTURE...
THAT ALSO HAS AN UNFORTUNATE...ODOR.

I AM SURE JOAN MUST OF THOUGHT THIS PICTURE WAS RATHER HUMOUROUS AND AT LEAST IT IS SHE DOING THE CARVING AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Sunday, November 8, 2009

AND A FEW MORE...WELCOME TO THE,'60'S'!





AND NOW , HOW ABOUT SOME HAIRDO'S!






Friday, October 30, 2009

I AM CHANNELING THE CADILLAC GODS TO SEND ME MY VERY OWN TOWNCAR....UM...SOMETHING LIKE THIS ONE.

YES, I HAD TO USE A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE THESE, TOO.                                                                                                                                                  


OR THIS ONE...THESE ARE BEST WHEN VIEWED ON COLD, LATE NIGHTS

COULD NOT RESIST THIS TIE IN

CRAWFORD AND HER SHOULDER PADS, A STAPLE OF EVERY FASHION LINE AND FASHION RELATED MERCH. CHECK OUT BELOVED NEW ROMANTIC CULT HEROES, VISAGE AND THEIR NOW CLASSIC VIDEO..AS 1980'S AS IT COULD EVER GET!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

HOW TO SELL A TURKEY, MGM STYLE

JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN...

MORE GOODIES FROM JOAN'S PERSONAL WARDROBE AND COSTUME JEWELRY COLLECTION




LEST ONE SHOULD FORGET....


JOAN WAS NEVER INDIFFERENT TO HER FANS AND THE MASSES
LACK OF ECONOMIC POWER , TO SHOW HER SOLIDARITY, SHE
DROVE A PERFECTLY RESPECTABLE FORD COUPE, AS HER PERSONAL AUTOMOBILE, FOR  HER DAILY DRIVER CAR.
HER GARGANTUAN LIMOSINE OF THIS PERIOD WAS ROLLED OUT IN THE LATER '30'S FOR GALA PUBLIC EVENTS.

I JUST CAN PICTURE MISS C. ALIGHTING FROM HER CADDIE...


AND SWEEPING INTO THE "21" CLUB IN NEW YORK CITY.
BEJEWELED,  BEFURRED,  BEGOWNED AND BEWITCHING!

TODAY MY NEW JOAN CRAWFORD 1967 CADILLAC FLEETWOOD BROUGHAM TOWN CAR ARRIVED!




HERE SHE IS AS A SCALE MODEL...GLORIFYING UNDER MY COMPUTER SCREEN!

                
                   HERE IS MISS CRAWFORD'S CADILLAC AS IT APPEARS IN REAL LIFE!

YOU WILL BE THE ENVY OF ALL WHO WISHED THEY HAD YOUR CUNNING TASTE!





PERHAPS THESE WERE LA CRAWFORD'S
ACCESSORIES OF CHOICE WHEN HOLDING
PEPSI COURT WITH COLONEL SANDERS!
IMAGINE IF YOU AND YOUR DATE CAME
AS THESE TWO ICONS OF POP CULTURE
TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY.
YOU TWO WOULD BE THE MOST ORIGINAL
COSTUMED REVELERS EVER!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

SEE WHAT I MEAN?



AND CHECK OUT THESE OVER THE TOP REPAINTS!

"ERNESTINE" SEEMS TO BE BASED ON A EARLY 40'S JOAN "LOOK".

COULD THIS BE THE SWEET, LITTLE ANGEL JOANIE WAS REFERRING TO ON "THE SIXTH SENCE" ?


DO YOU THINK DUNAWAY BASED THIS SCENE ON "MISS MENLOW"?


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

AND FOR A SOCK FINISH! I THINK THIS LITTLE TV DRAMA IS EXQUISITE!

HERE IS PART 2, OF "EYES". ENJOY!

JOAN CRAWFORD, DIRECTED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG IN HER LAST REALLY FANTASTIC DRAMATIC ROLE, 'MISS CLAUDIA MENLOW", THE RICHEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. AND THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BITCH!

SOMETHING HALLOWEEN SEASON INSPIRED...PLEASE TAKE A LOOK.

SO, HOW IS THIS FOR A PARTY IDEA...A "JOAN" AND A "BETTE", DUELING IN A DUET?

AND SPEAKING ABOUT, "HARRIET CRAIG"...

THE TALE OF THE BATTLEING STAIRCASES!






JOAN, AS HER FILM CHARACTER
"HARRIET CRAIG",  IS IN THE TOP
PHOTOGRAPH.

JOAN, AS HER
GLAMOROUS SELF, IS PHOTOGRAPHED
PERCHED UPON
HER BILLY HAINES
STAIRCASE ON
SUTTON PLACE.

NO MOVIE QUEEN
CAN RESIST MAKING HER
ENTRANCE FROM
A DRAMATIC
STAIRCASE.
 
LIFE IMITATES ART.

METHINKS JOAN MUST BE
CHANNELING HER
INNER DOLLY LEVI!

AS A FLAPPER WITCH.


JOAN AS A FEMME FATALE WITCH.


ACTUALLY THIS PAINTING IS A GOOD TIE IN FOR THE HALLOWEEN SEASON...'THE WIZARD OF OZ' WAS MADE AT METRO...JOAN DID SOME EARLY CAREER CHEESECAKE AS A SEXY WITCH AND LATER DID A PHOTO SHOOT LOOKING LIKE A GLAMOROUS SORRORESS.


 
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