Friday, August 24, 2012

Thursday, August 23, 2012

LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY ON ACID AND IN DRAG, BABY!

SISTAHS, ONE AND ALL! HOTCHA CHA CHA! SORT OF LIKE A HEAVILY DOPED UPPED GERITOL EXPERIENCE! DIG ALL THAT YELLOW!

"L'AMOUR, L'AMOUR! HOW IT CAN LET YOU DOWN, BUT HOW IT CAN PICK YOU UP AGAIN!" RIGHTEE-O, COUNTESS!


I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE WITH ALL OF THOSE FILM SCHOLARS THAT BELIEVE, "FORGET BETTE DAVIS, IT WAS NORMA SHEARER THAT JOAN CRAWFORD REALLY COULDN'T STAND"! HOWEVER, NOW JOAN, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS PERSONALLY BUT....I LOVE NORMA, MRS. IRVING THALBERG-SHEARER, AND ALWAYS WILL!


ROZ RUSSELL AS SYLVIA, MRS. HOWARD-YEAH- "HOWARD"-FOWLER. A BETTER DESCRIPTION OF THE WORD, "FRENEMY' THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!


I HAD A CHANCE TO BUY THIS IN THE US VERSION AND LIKE THE CLUCK I CAN BE, PUT A DOWNPAYMENT ON THE THING AND NEVER FINISHED PAYING FOR IT OR PICKING IT UP. YOUTH IS TRULY WASTED ON THE YOUNG!


I LOVE JOAN, AS SHE APPEARED IN REAL LIFE CIRCA 1941, "NATURAL" IS NOT A WORD ONE MIGHT ASSOCIATE WITH CRAWFORD, BUT SHE SEEMS, ALWAYS THINKING OF SOMETHING!


FROM JOAN'S PERSONAL HOME MOVIE. AGAIN!


I MUST BE HIGH ON AQUA NET..OR MAYBE THEY ARE...OR MAYBE I AM..OR MAYBE THEY ARE..OR MAYBE I AM!

A FEW MONTHS AGO I WAS BLABBING TO MY BEST FRIEND, LETICIA, THAT VISCONTI'S," THE LEOPARD", WAS GOING TO STORM THE WORLDS OF STYLE AND ELEGANCE...WELL MY PHONE BOOK THICK SEPTEMBER VOGUE MAGAZINE CAME YESTERDAY AND LO AND BEHOLD, D AND G CREATED A WHOLE LOOK FOR FALL 2012, WITH NODS TO SAID FILM...I WAS DELIGHTED!

PRAISE DE LAWD FOR MISS DIANA ROSS, MISS MARY WELLS AND DEAR, FLO!

HOLY #$%! SHIT!

WHAT CAN I SAY, I LOVE THE SWINGING LATE 1960'S!

PRESENTING THE FIRST MILLION DOLLAR TV COMMERCIAL STARRING THE ONE AND ONLY, MISS ANN MARGARET!

PRESENTING THE MOST EXCRUCIATING 5 MINUTES OF NETWORK PRIME TIME TELEVISION...QUEEN JOAN #$%! CRAWFORD, TIS HER MAJESTY!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

MY MOST POPULAR POST VISIT, SO ONCE AGAIN LET'S KICK OFF CARS WITH A FOUR ON THE FLOOR SPECIAL, JOAN CRAWFORD'S WAY FANCY 1967 FLEETWOOD BROUGHAM CADDIE!

JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED, A WHITE TOURING LIMOSENE WITH MY NAME IN WEDDING SCRIPT ON THE BACK PANEL OF THE LANDAU!

JOAN DON'T CRY AND DRIVE, FOR CHRIST SAKE!

JUST OUT FOR A PLEASANT TOP DOWN SPIN...AS THE LITTLE BRANDT BRO SAID, " GOTTA LOVE A CLASSIC CAR"..WHICH I WILL AMMEND, "WITH A CLASSIC STAR"!

TALK ABOUT EL-EE-GANT! WHY JED CLAMPETT WOULD PLOTZ IF HE SPYED MISS JOAN CRAWFORD TOURING AROUND THE HILLS OF BEVERLY IN THIS JALOPY!

JOAN ROAD TRIPPIN'!

HERE IS ONE OF JOAN'S EARLIEST RIDES! VERY CHAUFFERY!

A SWEET BON VOYAGE, TO DEAR PHYLLIS DILLER...WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, AHA HA HA HA HA!

JOAN IN A PHYLLIS DILLER HAIRDO MOMENT!

1971. At 80 St. Marks Place.

THIS IS PURE GIGGLEVISION!

PHYLLIS AND LEE...EVERY DIVA, FEMALE OR MALE NEEDS FINE, FEATHERED FRIENDS TO PAL THE TOWN WITH!

AH, PHYLLIS, AS EXPRESSED IN THE MEDIA OF MARIONETTEVISION!

Sunday, August 19, 2012

ON THIS YEARS BIRTHDAY WISH LIST, A TOY CAR FROM 'THE MONKEES", THE NEW ANTONIO BOOK, A BIG MOVIE POSTER FROM"HARRIET CRAIG" AND A SMALL MOVIE POSTER FROM "BUS STOP"!

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REAL OR PLASTIC, I LOVE "THE MONKEES"!

I AM CRAZY ABOUT THE MUNSTER MOBILE!

I AM NOW STARTING TO ADD TO MY TOY MOVIE AND TV CAR COLLECTION. NO, I AM NOT INTO SAVING THE BOXES, THIS IS JUST FOR ME TO ENJOY, NOT SELL. SO FAR, I HAVE THE BATMOBILE, THE JAMES DEAN MUFFIN MOBILE, JAMES BOND'S '64 AUSTIN, THE SCARFACE AND RESERVOIR DOGS CADDIES! THIS IS MY NEW OBSESSION!

I STILL HAVE MY "VANITY' MAGAZINE IN WHICH THIS ILLUSTRATION OF PALOMA PICASSO APPEARED IN!

I LOVED THIS BOOK AND SADLY WHEN I WAS FLAT BROKE IN 1989, FOUND MYSELF HAVING TO SELL IT FOR GROCERY MONEY. SO NOW I HAVE HIS "1,001 TALES OF THE ARABIAN NIGHTS", AND HOPE TO GET HIS NEW BOOK FOR MY UPCOMING BIRTHDAY! THAT AND A TOY CAR OF THE "MONKEY MOBILE"!

WONDERFUL, SUPER COOL ANTONIO. HE WAS A GIGANTIC INSPIRATION OF MINE AND A DEAR, SEXY SOUL!

eXhRfI13ksHl Sneak Peek: Chloe Exhibition Opens in Paris this Fall, Reissuing 16 Iconic Classics Next Spring

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

HOW COULD YOU HAVE MISSED "THE OLYMPICS"!

YOU CAN TELL SHE REALLY ENJOYS...UH, YEAH, LIKE MILK...THAT'S IT!

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET A SPACE GODDESS OF THE FUTURE!

SEEK YOU, "CQ'!

SPACE AGE WTF!

SO GO!

WE ALL SHOULD HAVE A "PARKER"!

Monday, August 13, 2012

HOMMAGE A SNL!

C'EST BON!

DECK PARTY!

JUSTIN WAS PRETTY HARD ON HIMSELF...

JUSTIN ON "UGLY BETTY", SAYS SO MUCH WITH HIS EYES!

THE CLASSIC SCENE...AND ADORABLE!

EVERYONE, STAND UP AND BE PROUD, DARLIN'S!

DEAR, SWEET LITTLE BRAVE JUSTIN!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

KICK OFF TIME TO OLD COMMERCIAL HEAVEN!

PRESTO CHANGEO-GOOP!

THIS IS BANANAS!

IT'S 25 INCHES!

WELCOME TO MY BLOG!

COLOSSAL!

HEY BABY, TRY SOME CHEMSTRAM!

THE PILES ACRYLIN ACRYLIC!

WHAT DO ALL 13 YEAR OLD BOYS DO IN THE BATHROOM?

THIS PRINT IS KINDA YELLOW!

"AND THOSE MUDPIES-YUCK"!

CLASSIC TV TIME! "...HE ALWAYS MAKES US GRIN, OUR FAVORITE FUNNYMAN, PAUL LYNDE"!

BUT DARLING, YES!

Friday, August 10, 2012

TO PREPARE YOU FOR THE BRANT BROTHERS, THINK PINK!

PETER BRANT II, SMOKES LIKE A JUNIOR DIVA!

STEPHANIE SEYMOUR AND PETER BRANT II, SHE IS VERY NICE, THOUGH I HAVE NEVER MET HIM. HE SEEMS RATHER HILARIOUS!

YOUNG AND FABULOUS, THE BRANTS AND SOME OF THEIR CLOSEST FRIENDS!

ENTER THE BRANTS, BECAUSE,LIKE,YOU KNOW, YOU ARE JUST INVISIBLE IF ANOTHER CHILD ARRIVES AT A PARTY THE SAME YOU DO!

Peter Brant Jr. and Harry Brant - Harley Viera-Newton at the 9th Annual Spring Dinner Dance New Year's in April: A Fool's Fete at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in New York

THOSE BRANT BROTHERS ARE PARK AVENUE PRINCESSES...BUT THAT IS NOT A PUT DOWN, THEY ARE JUST YOUNG, RICH, ENTITLED..YOU KNOW,LIKE, WHAT ALL AMERICAN KIDS SEEM TO WANT TO BE!

IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE ARTICLE ON THE BRANT BROTHERS IN SEPT. 2012 VANITY FAIR...PLEASE READ IT...THEY ARE COLORFUL BOYS!

SHARON TATE, ASCENDING LEGENDARY STATUS. ALL OF US WHO REVERE BEAUTY, GLAMOR AND TALENT, WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!

Sharon Tate

THE CULT CLASSIC,"FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS". WHAT A GOOFY POLANSKI/TATE COLLABORATION!

SHARON TATE, POSSIBLY THE MOST HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL FILM ACTRESS OF ALL TIME...

I READ SOMEWHERE WHERE SHARON WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE INSPIRATION FOR,"MALIBU BARBIE'. I THINK SHARON WAS MUCH MORE CLASSICALLY BEAUTIFUL THAN BARBIE!

SHARON TATE, EVER THE PRO, A STAR IN TRAINING. AND SHE WAS REALLY GOOD!

SHARON, NATURALLY GORGEOUS!

LOVELY SHARON, GONE 43 YEARS, YESTERDAY...

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

TODAY IN SOCALI, IT WAS 107!

FOR MY FRIENDS OF LATIN BLOOD!

 
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