JOAN CRAWFORD'S DELICIOUS TRAILER FOR ,"POSSESSED".

A CAMP MASTERPIECE, OR "HOW TO TAPE TOGETHER A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT AT STORYTELLING WITHOUT SAYING YOU ARE LYING'. THIS TO YOU , TINA , DEAR.

ALEXIS VS ALEXIS

DY-NASTY!

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SABLE AND ALEXIS!

THAT IS SOME GOOD CAT!

SABLE AND ALEXIS SABLE AND ALEXIS SABLE AND ALEXIS

POOR PAM..

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BOBBY AND PAM BOBBY AND PAM BOBBY AND PAM

POOR SUE ELLEN...THAT BASTARD J R !

OF COURSE THERE WERE FUN AND GAMES AT THE OIL BARONS BALL...

WHICH LEADS ME TO MY FAVORITE PRIMETIME SOAP COUPLE, MR AND MRS J R EWING...

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MY PERSONAL FAVORITE 'DYNASTY' CLIFFHANGER, THE MOLDAVIAN MASSACER!

HOW COULD I RESIST!

IN A LONG TRADITION OF DIVA ONE LINERS, BITCHY INTERACTIONS AND GLAMOROUS BACKGROUNDS.

A VERY WONDERFUL INTERVIEW FEATUREING MR. ALFRED STEELE.

I BET MISS C. COULD RELATE TO THIS DILEMA ESPECIALLY AS ANYTHING TO DO WITH CLEANING PIQUED HER INTEREST. SHE EVEN TRAVELED WITH HER OWN CLEANING PRODUCTS TO SCRUB OUT HOTEL BATHROOMS IN THE DELUXE SUITES SHE WAS SEQUESTERED IN, WHEN SHE WENT ABROAD.

A VERY ELEGANT MONTAGE FROM .'BOOM'.

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ELIZABETH TAYLOR'S AND RICHARD BURTON'S COOLEST WEIRD MOVIE, "BOOM".

UBBERCOOL PSCHYODELIC ELIZABETH TAYLOR AND RICHARD BURTON

FAB MIKE TODD AND THE BEAUTIOUS ELIZABETH

HERE IS A SLEW OF HIP ELIZABETH TAYLOR 1960'S PHOTOS...

A SAVY AUDREY HEPBURN INTERVIEW WITH A PUSHY REPORTER...JOAN WOULD APPLAUD HER HANDLING OF THE PRESS.

NOW IMAGINE JOANIE WITH SEVERAL 100 PROOF SHOTS OF SMIRNOFF'S IN HER AND ENJOYING ALL THIS GOOD, CLEAN FUN!

IMAGINE JOAN AT A PARTY IN BEL AIRE CIRCA 1966...

HERE IS AUDREY HEPBURN ADOPTING THE 60'S LOOK...COULD THAT BE ..YES IT IS, IT IS! MISS JOAN CRAWFORD!

NOW BACK TO FASHION, CHECK OUT THESE COOL RAGS AND A GROOVY SONG, ALTHOUGH JOAN WAS RATHER ,'ESTABLISHMENT' , SHE GOT A KICK OUT ALL THE CREATIVITY!

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HERE IS A RARE PREVIEW, FROM 'GHOST STORY'.

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THIS IS A SCARY CLIP FROM 1981'S, 'GHOST STORY' CO-STARRING JOAN'S FIRST HUSBAND, THE HANDSOME DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS JR!

WHAT CAN I SAY BUT IT'S 'PHYLLIS'!

'PHYLLIS', AH, PHYLLIS , MARY'S OVER WROUGHT, OVER DRESSED AND OVER DRAMATIC , SELF INVOLVED WONDERFUL SCHMUCKY PAL !

SHE WAS THE CLOSEST THING TO A MODERN DAY 'FRASIER' WITHOUT SEATTLE , THE RADIO, THE SHRINK OR THE BROTHER...BUT AS FAR AS HUMOR ,YES AND INVOLVEING OLDER ACTORS WHO ARE A SCREAM, YES. AND SHE DRESSES IN A COOL 70'S TAKE ON 30'S GLAM. AND DONE AT THE TIME OF HARVEY MILK AND TAKING PLACE IN SAN FRAN.

THE LOVERS, ALWAYS.

AND FOR ALL OF US THAT JUST PLAIN ENJOY STARWORSHIPPING LA CRAWFORD!

AND ON THE SUBJECT OF WOMEN'S FACES , PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS VERY COOL AND UNUSUAL VID...

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

DOES MADAME YES LOOK LIKE GARBO WITH BLACK HAIR OR WHAAA?

I THINK THIS REALLY CAPTURES ALL THE UNSPOKEN DELIGHTS OF THE SILENT HOLLYWOOD FILMS!

WHEN THE WORLD'S TOP BOX OFFICE STAR HAS EVERYTHING...EXCEPT A CHILD OF HER OWN TO LOVE...

YES, FOR EVERYTHING SHE HAD AT THE TIME OF HER  BRIGHTEST BOX OFFICE, JOAN'S MARRIAGE TO FRANCHOT WAS MARRED BY THEIR LACK OF SUCCESSFULLY BEING ABLE TO ACHIEVE PARENTHOOD.

JOAN'S TOUCHING AND SENCETIVE RETELLING , CAN BE FOUND IN CHARLOTTE CHANDLER'S RECENT BOOK, 'NOT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR'.

SHE IS NOT CRAZY OR SHALLOW OR SELFISH, BUT RATHER YOU FEEL HER PAIN AS HER SUCCESS SEEMS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT A QUALITY HOME LIFE AND INSIGHTFUL ON WHY THE TONE MARRIAGE WAS DESTINED TO FAIL AND HER PART IN ITS END.

AND SHE IS VERY BRAVE TO ADMIT HER OWN SHORTCOMINGS.

THIS MAKES HER SO COMPELLING AND VERY DEAR. AND VERY HUMAN.

JOAN MODELING "THE MARNIE LOOK"...

NOW IN ENGLISH...

ESCUCHE MI A 'MARNIE' EN ESPANOL!

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LISTENSTEIN AUF FEASTEN YER EYESIVICH TO ALFREDSTEIN HITCHCOCKNSPLIEL AUF DID SUPERCOOLEN TRAILERDEUCH DER ,"MARNIE'!

FEAST YOUR EARS ON THIS GORGEOUS THEME FROM, "MARNIE'

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL , FROM THE JOAN CRAWFORD DELUXE SUITE!