LET US TAKE A LOOK AND BASK IN THIS COMEDY DELIGHT, SIR.

OKAY PEOPLE, ENJOY!

LET US BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING, SHALL WE?

IN THE SPIRIT OF THE UPCOMING NEW YEAR....

THIS NEEDS NO EXPLANATION....

AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPOUNCER....

FAYE, THE INDESCRIBABLY WONDEROUS DUNAWAY!

SO GOD DAMN GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! A REALLY GOOD MIX, TOO.

"WRINKLEMINA!"

WE ARE NOW SERVING TEENY TINY WEINERS! "DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"

OH.............MA............GAWD!

A DARK MOMENT FROM, "DARK SHADOWS"

SLAP HAPPY!

WOULDN'T YOU REACT AS EXASPERATED AS MISS BURKE, IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?

IMANIMANIMAN...AN "EVE-AK-UEW-ATION!"

THESE TWO ALWAYS BRING ME JOY!

THE WILDLY TALENTED JACKIE BEAT!

LA, IF ONLY TIME WOULD STAND STILL...

THIS COULD BE FLORA GOFORTH'S THEME SONG

WOWSERS!

THE DEFINING FILM OF MY LIFE...OKAY IT IS PURE CAMP BUT HEY- THAT IS WHAT THE JOAN CRAWFORD DELUXE SUITE IS ALL ABOUT, BABY!

A DIVA'S DIVA, DARLING...

MISS JOAN CRAWFORD PULLS NO PUNCHES, BABY.

DID YOU GO TO THIS CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL?

I KNOW, I KNOW...WHAT/ HOW? ON THE GLAMOROUS JOAN CRAWFORD DELUXE SUITE? I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF, HEE-HEE!

JUST LIKE A REAL PERSON...

SAY,WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I LOVE SHOWS LIKE THIS, WHO COULD OR WOULD, DO ONE OF THESE SHOWS TODAY?

MADAME AND MAUDE.....WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

OH BABY, HAPPY EARLY FRIGGIN' NEW YEAR, MM!

TRUE WORDS SPOKEN BY A TRUE ORIGINAL, HALSTON, HIMSELF.

EMPRESS ELIZABETH BY THE EMPRESS OF FASHION, DIANA VREELAND.

ANN BLYTHE FOR HOSTESS....

THIS ALWAYS MAKES ME THINK OF ANN BLYTHE.

FILM MAKERS, LISTEN UP!

I HOPE THIS IS TERRIF...

HARD SWACKS TO THE FACE ARE BEING SERVED IN "THE GOURMET ROOM".

"AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"

SIMPLY LOVE THIS ERA AND ESPECIALLY OF DAVID BOWIE!

A NOSTALGIC WALK BACK TO MR. DAVID BOWIE'S WONDERFUL SONG.....

I LOVED THIS SONG AND THIS MOVIE WAY BACK WHEN...AND I STILL DO.

JOANCRAWFORDGRACEJONES, JOANCRAWFORDGRACEJONES, JOANCRAWFORDGRACEJONES...I COULD GO ON FOREVER, L'AMOUR!

"THE WOMEN" IS ALWAYS A FUN WAY TO SNAP IT UP!

A FUN CURE FOR THE POST XMAS / PRE-NEW YEARS GASP!

MY MY MY !!!!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

HERE'S A SUPRIZE!

EXTRODINARY WINDOWS..

GOT AN ITCH FOR SOMETHING FAB?

WOULD YOU KNOW THE DESIGNER, TONY DUQUETTE?

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE TRASHY MINI SERIES...

SHE IS BEYOND COOL!

ANGIE AND BURT, HEAVENLY!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, ALL!

VEDDY FUNNY, DARLING.

ALL SCRAMBLE AT THE FEET OF THE MA HA RAJ AH.

GOODNESSSAKES!

JUST LIKE JOAN'S.

DO YOU KNOW YOUR MISS DOROTHY DRAPER, ONE OF HER MOST ICONIC PIECES.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, A CLASSIC FOLLOWED BY A NEW CLASSIC!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y'ALL IN THE SINGLE MOST GLAM VIDEO OF THE YEAR!

DO NOT SHOW UP LATE!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS FOR MORE OF THIS INTERVIEW, SO MERRY CHRISTMAS AND ENJOY!

I LIKE MY HEROINES, "COMPLICATED".

SAY HER NAME AND TRY NOT TO INSIGHT A REACTION!

AH KELLY...CAN ANYONE NOT HAVE A PASSIONATE REACTION?

ELMO AND KATY, A MATCH MADE IN CHRISTMAS HEAVEN!

NOW, LET'S ALL WALK!

MITZY, WHAT PEP, WHAT DRIVE WHAT A CLEAR , CLEAN VOICE!

LET'S TALK LANA..

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE HOLLYWOOD/BEVERLY HILLS BAD TASTE HOLLYWOOD REGENCY HOUSE!

JOAN SERVES YOU HER SPECIAL CHRISTMAS WILD RICE DISH. BON APPITE!

CHRISTMAS 1965, VOGUE MAGAZINE

A TIE IN

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM LUCY AND ETHEL

A SONG ABOUT TRUE FRIENDSHIP...

WHAT WOULD THE YULETIDE SEASON BE WITHOUT A LITTLE, "AUNTIE MAME?

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL A CATFIGHT.

CATS!

"INTELLIGENT ?"

I COULD NOT RESIST THIS...

A MINIATURE JOAN CRAWFORD MOVIE, PLEASE WATCH AND FEAST!

VERY COOL DUFFY SONG TO THAT CHAMPION AGAINST "THE SYSTEM" HERSELF, QUEEN JOAN.

HERE IS WHAT AMOUNTS TO A HOLIDAY TRADITION...I THINK MISS JOAN WOULD HAVE APPROVED.

"MISS JOAN CRAWFORD", IN 1969 HER NAME COMMANDED RESPECT, ANNOUNCED BY ROD SERLING WITH FLAIR. TODAY HER NAME CREATES CONTROVERSY. BOTH ARE A GOOD THING.

BETTE AND JOAN, THEY CANNOT BE SEPARATED.

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS...

WARHOL DOES JOAN



AND THIS IS JUST TOOOO COOOOL!

WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A NUT FOR GOOFY VINTAGE CAR COMMERCIALS.

BUT SHE WOULD OF SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER, IF YOU SHOWED UP IN THIS!

AND WHILE I AM AT IT, CHECK OUT THE 1961 THUNDERBIRD!

IMAGINE LA CRAWFORD BEING DATED UP BY ...UMM...OKAY CAESER ROMERO!

JUST IN TIME FOR THE WINTER HOLIDAYS...

SEE WHAT I MEAN, SHE IS FINE, FRESH, FIERCE SHE'S GOT IT ON LOCK!

COULDN'T THESE WONDERFULLY REPAINTED JOAN CRAWFORD DOLLS DOUBLE FOR KATY PERRY?

WELL HELLO MY FRIENDS, YES IT HAS BEEN AGES BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN IMMERSED IN COLLEGE WRITING COURSES FOR 9 MONTHS. I AM GLAD TO WISH YOU ALL 'THE LOVLIEST OF HOLIDAYS!'