THIS IS NOT JOAN'S DOG!!!

JOAN WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY LIKED THIS!!

PEOPLE SAY I TAWLK FUNNY!

FOR ME-FOR ME-FOR ME!

GROUCHO, I LOVE YOU...

AS EXPRESSED IN THEIR HUMAN FORMS, THE WONDERFUL CHARLES BOYER AND THE DEVASTATING HEDY LAMARR...

COME WIZ ME TO DAH CASBAH, MON CHERIE...

A GREAT LADY MAKES A VERY ELEGANT CUP OF JAVA. PRESENTING MISS CLAUDETTE COLBERT, FOR MAXWELL-HOUSE INSTANT COFFEE...

THE INCREDIBLY IN TUNE, MISS GREER GARSON...

A REALEMENTE..YO NO SE TOBY EXCEPTEMENTE EL HOMBRE E MUY LOCO!

HURRICANE ERNESTINE!

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THEIR PROBLEM?

WHAT DOES THIS GAL WANT! SHEEESH!

JOAN CRAWFORD CALLING!

I WONDER WHAT JOAN IS GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THE HORSE !@#$ LEFT OVER FROM CHRISTINA'S PARTY?

JOAN WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO EVER FEEL SORRY FOR HER!

FIRST I WILL DO JOAN IN ENGLISH, THEN BELOW, SHE SPEAKA DA I-TALIANO!

I DO LAUGH MYSELF SILLY!

YEAH...I LIKE THE UNEXPECTED!

TY AND LORETTA - TWO OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE EVER!

DO YOU KNOW THIS STORY? IT'S GREAT!

I CAN TOTALLY SEE WHY JOAN SAW A LOT OF HERSELF IN FAYE DUNAWAY. TOO BAD FAYE HAD TO PRESENT JOAN IN DISADVANTAGE IN THAT "OTHER" UNFORTUNATELY FUNNY FILM.

THAT IS WHAT I CALL THE "CLASSIC JOAN CRAWFORD" MOOD OF THE 1930'S!

I PROBABLY PUT THIS ON BEFORE-BUT ISN'T SHE THE COOLEST THING!

WHO DIDN'T THEY GET ON THIS SHOW?

WOULD YOU EXPECT HER TO HAVE SUCH A SENSE OF HUMOR!

THEY JUST LOVE HER!

LISTEN TO THAT CHEER!

NOTHING IS MORE OVER THE TOP ABSURD THAN A GOOD ROSS HUNTER/LANA TURNER THILLER!

Y'ALL KNOW THE EXTREMELY GROOVEY BARBARA STEELE?

DORIS DAY WAS NOT JUST THE GIRL NEXT DOOR!

BETTE AND JOAN-BIG TIME GAME PLAYERS!

SHE DID, LIKE, EVERYTHING!

IRONIC ISN'T IT? CANCER KILLED JC

EVERY INCH THE QUEEN MOTHER OF HOLLYWOOD!