VIVA LAS CADILLACAS!

"MUSE ANDA SWQUIERREWRL"!

TALK ABOUT A BAD JOKE!

AMEN!

OH, OOH, OH, AHHH...MAE WEST SINGING; " LIGHT ME MY FREAKING FIRE!"

JUST CALL HER ,"BUBBLES"!

THIS WUNNERFUL JAYNE MANSFIELD FILM CLIP IS A LITTLE LONG, BUT WELL WORTH IT!

SHE IS EN-CHAANNTING!

JOAN'S RECIPE FOR GLAMOUR!

WELL, GOLL A LOLL A LEEE!

DA CUTE LITTLE CHICKEN OF DA SEA!

STAN, HE DA MAN!

IS HE THE BIGGEST...UH...YEAH, HAM, THAT'S THE WORD FOR HIM!

SCUDDA HOO! SCUDDA HEY! THIS IS A VERY COOL , JOAN APPROVED '69 COUPE DEVILLE AND JUST MY KIND OF RIDE, TOO! IT'S THE BOSS, APPLESAUCE! .

YOU WILL SEND THIS ONE TO HOBOKEN AND THIS ONE TO CINCINATTI AND OH YES, THIS TO BUENA PARK, AND HURRY DEAR!

SMOOTH AND DREAMY!

BERRY BOMB-BERRY BOMB!

HEALTHY CHILDREN, LISTEN UP!

DO THESE TWO REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING?

CHILI BURGER PIZZAS!

DON'T LOOSE YER HEAD!

SHE STANDS BY HER CAKE MIXES!

JOAN'S DEAREST FRIEND!

SO VEDY REFINED!

AH-YEASS!

SS!

CA-WAZEEE!

THIS HOWEVER,IS VERY  COOL. I  LOVE. "DIE. MOMMY DIE"!

THIS IS SO BAD IT, WELL, IT IS ALMOST GOOD. POOR JOAN, BUT FOR DUMB DRIVE IN FARE AND FOR AUDIENCES RAISED ON TELEVISION, IT IS ENTERTAINING.

OKAY, IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS ONE CREEPY LITTLE DOLL?!

DEMENTED!

I CAN'T EXPLAIN THIS WONDERFUL OBSESSION I GOTS....

LIKE WEIRDSVILLE, MAN!

TRA-IPP-EEE!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT GETS INTO ME SOMETIMES!!

I KNOW I AM A NUT FOR GLAM, BUT I DO BELIEVE IN REWARDING ONESELF FOR GREAT OR EVEN GOOD WORK DONE. SO TO INCLUDE IN MY RATHER LARGE GENE, MADRA AND VIOLET COLLECTION-THIS TOTALLY LANA TURNERESQUE GENE DOLL!