MERRY CHRISTMAS!

DA BEGINNING OF DA END!

AYE CARUMBA!

THAT IS SOME CRAZY S@#$!

WELL!!!!

LESH TRY THA AGAIN, HIC!

DRUNKITY DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK!

SHE SURE DOES!

A STAR WEARS STARS!

I LOVE CANDID JC'S!

HEY JOAN, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT QUAZY HAT?!

LOOK AT HOW THRILLED THE WAITER IS TO SEE THE QUEEN HERSELF, DRESSED TO THRILL!

BRAVO JOAN CRAWFORD, BRAVO QUEEN JOAN!

JOAN, JOAN, JOAN GONE FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN...AND IT IS GREAT THAT TCM PLAYS AT LEAST FIVE JOAN CRAWFORD MOVIES A MONTH!

OF COURSE ANOTHER MOMENT IN QUAZY, ZANY GAY SPOOFERY!

AND NOW A WORD FROM MRS ALFRED STEELE!

AND NOW HELPFUL HINTS FROM JC!

"FLOATING DOWN FROM A CLOUD", JOAN CRAWFORD STYLE !

"IT'S JOAN CRAWFORD"!

THE AUDIO VERSION OF "MY WAY OF LIFE", ACTUALLY BETTER THAN JOAN HERSELF, IF POSSIBLE!

SO VERY "JOAN"!

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM "MY WAY OF JOAN..ER LIFE"!

“1. Find your own style and have the courage to stick to it.
2. Choose your clothes for your way of life.
3. Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.
4. Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good.
5. Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are!”

BUMPER TO BUMPER CRAWFORD'S CADDIE!

IF YOU HAVE SILVER INITIALED GOBLETS AND CRAZY SPRING HATS LIKE JOAN DID, YOU OF COURSE HAD A GROOVY BIG, BLACK CADDIE TO SCAMPER AROUND IN!

CHEERS! FROM JOAN'S OWN COLLECTION OF TABLE TOP WARES!

I LOVE JOAN'S FASHION KAPOW! WHAT A HAT!

AT "THE WOMEN" WITH LB. A PICTURE WORTH A THOUSAND RE-ASSURANCES THAT JOAN WAS "BACK" AGAIN!

A GIFT FROM FRANK SINATRA!

THE ABSOLUTE QUINTESSENTIAL JOAN CRAWFORD POST "MILDRED"!

JOAN DOESN'T EVEN NEED AN INTRODUCTION TO ACCEPT AN ABSENTEE AWARD WINNER(S)!

MAKE MINE A CADILLAC FOR '62!

THAT LITTLE OL' AMERICAN WOMAN!

I LOVE IT...SORT OF LIKE A WASHING MACHINE THAT YOU CAN DRIVE!

THE CAR OF DISTINCTION!

I MYSELF OWN A GRAN TURISMO BUT I LOVE THE AVANTI, TOO!

QUEEN ELIZABETH!

AN HISTORIC EVENT AS BETTE NEARLY SWALLOWED HER CIGARETTE WHEN DAME CRAWFORD SWEPT IN TO RECIEVE THE ACADEMY AWARD FOR BEST ACTRESS..FOR ANNE BANCROFT!

JOAN GOES TO THE SUPERMARKET IN SEARCH OF A WIERDO!

JOAN AND FRIENDS...AND ENEMIES!

NO WONDER MS. FAYE DUNAWAY WAS A CRAWFORD PET!

PRESENTING POP STAR, TUESDAY WELD!

LOVING JOAN!

JOAN, THE MOTHER!

PAINTING,POETRY AND ALCOHOL!

OH JOANIE DEAR, IF ONLY YOU KNEW THAT A FILM QUEEN'S MOST LOYAL SUBJECT IS HER POODLE!

YOU KNOW THAT EVEN JOAN HAD GLAMOUR SHOT OF MARLENE DISPLAYED IN HER HOME!

WAY OUT POSTER, MAN!

JUST A SIMPLE LITTLE POT LUCK PARTY AT JOAN CRAWFORD'S HOUSE1

THE GENE DOLL AS "MILDRED PIERCE" OR GENE TIERNEY!

DON'T YOU LOVE IT? POODLES ON CHINCHILLA!

THE QUEEN SURROUNDED BY HER COURT!

CHIC, CHIC, CHIC SOPHIA!

AND NOW A VERY VOGUE MOMENT!

MORE VOGUE MOMENTS!

CADDIES RULE!

I AM ADDICTED TO CADDY CHROME!

JOAN WOULD APPROVE OF MY AUTO-ASPHYXIATION!

WHO IS MORE BEAUTIFUL-JOAN CRAWFORD OR ROBERT TAYLOR!