Joan Crawford Deluxe Suite: May 2014

Thursday, May 29, 2014

IMAGINE IF QUEEN JOAN PLAYED "M"!

E ESTA "CASINO ROYALE" IN ITALIANO A WACKED OUT WEDNESDAY!

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

WOWSVILLE BABY ON MUSICAL MONDAY!

MUSICAL MONDAY PRESENTS "THE WOMEN" FASHION PARADE BY ADRIAN! I SEE A LOT OF "JOAN CRAWFORD" TYPES!

A QUALITY ACT FOR MUSICAL MONDAY, MISS DOLORES GRAY!

Sunday, May 25, 2014

HAVE A BREWSKI, IT'S SO OVER IT SUNDAY!

EVERYONE IN THE POOL, IT'S SUMMER ON SO OVER IT SUNDAY!

EVERYDAY CAN TRULY FEEL LIKE SO OVER IT SUNDAY!

SO OVER IT SUNDAY IS JUST ABOUT SO OVER IT!

SUMMER IS COMING ON SASSY SATURDAY!

A BOY IN A DRESS ON SASSY SATURDAY!

SASSY SATURDAYS, BACK TO JOHN LEGUIZAMO!

Saturday, May 24, 2014

FRISKY FASHION FRIDAY PERFUMERY PERIPHERY!

TIME FOR UNREASONABLY GLAM FRAGRANCE ADS ON FASHION FRIDAY!

FASHION FRIDAY WITH CRAZY PERFUME ADS!

Thursday, May 22, 2014

SO COOL, SO COOL THIS TUNEFUL THURSDAY!

TUNE THURSDAY PRESENTS SOMETHING TRIPPY!

TUNEFUL THURSDAY PRESENTS A LOVELY TUNE!

AHH CHOOO! YES, HAVING A COLD CAN GET ONE OFF OF ONE'S SCHEDULE! HERE'S TO TOO, TOO MUCH TUESDAY!

TOO, TOO MUCH TUESDAY CAN BE VEXING!

DUE TO A TOO, TOO MUCH COLD I GOT MY DAYS MIXED UP, HERE IS A TOO, TOO MUCH TUESDAY OFFERING!

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

SCOTT BAKULA GROOVES TO CANADA DRY ON WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAY!

ASK ANN MARGRET ALL ABOUT CANADA DRY ON WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAY!

VIVA LAS WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAY!

Monday, May 19, 2014

I MAY KILL MYSELF! IT'S "TORCH SONG" IN THE CAMPIEST MUSICAL MONDAY YET!

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS FEMALE DRAG QUEEN NUMBER CAME FROM, ASIDE FROM "TORCH SONG", ON MUSICAL MONDAY!

"TORCH SONG" SEEMS TO LAY THERE LIKE A POT ROAST DINNER ON MUSICAL MONDAY!

MUSICAL MONDAY IS THINKING OF THIS DITTY!

SO OVER IT SUNDAY IS...WELL...SO OVER THIS WEEK!

SO OVER IT SUNDAY WANTS YOU TO RELAX!

SO OVER IT SUNDAY SAYS , "SIT A SPELL"!

SO OVER IT SUNDAY WANTS TO JUST PLOTZ!

Sunday, May 18, 2014

A DAMN LOVELY SONG APTLY FOR J.C.!

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! A DAMN GOOD SCENE FROM A DAMN "BAD" JOAN CRAWFORD WARNER BROS. EPIC, "THE DAMNED DON'T CRY'!

SASSY SATURDAY...OH JOAN DEAR, GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!

Friday, May 16, 2014

FASHION FRIDAY IS HERE! LOVELY INTERIORS TO HAVE A COCKTAIL PARTY FOR FRIENDS IN FOR!

FASHION,FABULOUS FASHION FRIDAY!

POSEIDON UPSIDE DOWN CAKE ANYONE? WELCOME TO 1972 FASHION FRIDAY!

I REMEMBER JUST BEING FASCINATED BY THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE MOVIE POSTER!

I HAD THE BIGGEST KID CRUSH ON STELLA STEVENS IN THE 1972 POSEIDON ADVENTURE!

AN ON THE SET FULL CAST STROLL WITH OUR FRIENDS GOING POSEIDON!

FASHION FRIDAY CIRCA 1972 THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE!

NOT YOUR AVERAGE CHOICE FOR TUNEFUL THURSDAY BUT I COULDN'T RESIST! HAIL ROSEMARY!

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

I'LL DRINK TO A WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAY ANYTIME, DEAR PAULETTE GODDARD!

THIS IS MERELY MY OPINION, BUT WHAT A WHACKED OUT WEDNSDAY HIDEOUS TROPHY TO PRESENT TO QUEEN JOAN BY DINO DI LAURENTIS!

FLYING IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE, IT MUST BE WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAYS!

CHECK OUT JOAN'S PSYCHEDELIC DRESS ON WHACKED OUT WEDNSDAYS1

CHECK OUT PHOEBE'S ADVICE FOR PASSING TIME ON WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAYS!

LANA AND LSD...A MATCH MADE FOR WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAYS!

WHACKED OUT WEDNESDAYS PRESENTS ONE VERY HIGH LANA TURNER!

LET'S HEAR IT AGAIN FOR TOO, TOO MUCH TUESDAYS!

TOO, TOO MUCH TUESDAYS BRING OUT MY INNER VEDA PIERCE! BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

TOO, TOO MUCH TUESDAYS CAN BE TOO, TOO MUCH FUN!

TUESDAYS CAN BE SUCH A BORE...THEN I GOT A SATURDAY FEELING ON TUESDAY'S AND RAN WITH IT!

TOO, TOO MUCH TUESDAYS, A DAY TO LIVE IN INFAMY!

NOTHING LIK A LITTLE...OR WAIT, A LOT...OF WACKED OUT GLAM ON TOO, TOO MUCH TUESDAYS!

Monday, May 12, 2014

READY FOR A PARTY?! WELCOME TO MUSICAL MONDAY!

PRESENTING MUSICAL MONDAY AT THE EMBASSY BALL! ZOLTAN KARPATHY THAT IMPETUOUS BOY!

MUSICAL MONDAY PRESENTS, "LES GIRLS"!

Sunday, May 11, 2014

JUST A SO, SO OVER IT SUNDAY NIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS AND THE KING OF NIGERIA!

SO OVER IT SUNDAYS FEATURES JOAN CRAWFORD RECIPES!

Meat Loaf: I use two pounds of ground sirloin, a pound of ground veal, and a pound of sausage meat...thoroughly mixed with three eggs, a bottle of A-1, a good lacing of Worcestershire, a lot of seasoned salt, and finely chopped purple onion and green peppers. I hide four hard-boiled eggs inside the loaf and before it goes into the oven I dribble over more A-1 and Worcestershire and seasoned salt so that a crust will form. Wilted Spinach Salad: I pour hot bacon grease and vinegar over the spinach leaves until they sag, and then sprinkle crisp bacon on top. You can do this with lettuce or dandelion greens, too. Salad (best served with fried chicken or baked ham): ...made with kidney beans, purple onions, green peppers, celery, and hot red peppers--all chopped very fine and tossed with vinegar, Tabasco, kosher salt, and black pepper. It should be refrigerated overnight to marinade... Coleslaw: I must brag...that I'm famous among a small group of regulars for my coleslaw. The basic ingredients are shaved cabbage, green peppers, finely chopped pimiento, and pineapple. Over this goes a dressing of mayonnaise, a liberal amount of both dry mustard and prepared mustard, the juice of six lemons, olive oil, cider vinegar, hot peppers, and a magic mixture of spices and herbs that I buy from a restaurant in Hollywood, the Cock 'n Bull. JOAN CRAWFORD DIP: 2 (3 oz. each) pkgs. cream cheese 2 tbsps. milk 1/2 cup sour cream 1 twin-pack Horseradish Dip Mix 1 twin-pack Green Onion Dip Mix 2 tbsps. lemon juice (1/2 lemon) Soften cream cheese with milk; add sour cream and mix well. Add remaining ingredients and let stand 30 minutes. Serve with FRITOS King-Size corn chips or LAY'S potato chips.